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camplazlo:

camplazlo:

death note au where everything is the same except the death note is a password journal

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partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

destielkills:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

destielkills:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

achievement-titans:

doraisnotafork:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

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I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

I looked at this and had an orgasm

Oh my god this is just…

morganismusic:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

Another appropriate title for this video: Proof that Beyonce is timeless

Anonymous
asks:
why do girls go to the bathroom together

legolasstar:

jointheyoutubefamily:

troyetroyetroye:

unofficialfabulousness:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

To open the Chamber of Secrets

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

jules616:

Put me down.
Action Comics #771.

jules616:

Put me down.

Action Comics #771.

poiv:

My #1 boo 

poiv:

My #1 boo 

sofiaauditores:

"you are a girl you shouldnt like this video game"

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sonoanthony:

this post is art 

sonoanthony:

this post is art