Me when I see a hot boy
it’s weird how everyone’s house has a special house smell and the family living there doesn’t notice at all but when you first walk in it’s like getting slapped in the nose with some weird brand of laundry detergent what’s up with that
- BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
- BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
- BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
- BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
- NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
- THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL
- THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
- AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING
we have a anime tity hater
I really love how Captain Falcon is like uber chill parrying Lucina’s sword with his own extremities. He’s all like
Haha! Yeah whatever kid, Link already tried to pull this same shit on me years ago
aaahhhh… the nineties, remember? Super Smash Bros 64…
oh wait you weren’t even born by then
Baby sitter Chrom
is this how christian couples takes baths together
I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….
straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives
no homo couple’s bathtub
OKAY. AGAIN. I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.
THIS BATH IS BRILLIANT BECAUSE IT LETS YOU FUCKING BATHE TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING TO COMPROMISE ON TEMPERATURE.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT HOT. SOME LIKE IT COLD. SOME LIKE TO ALMOST BLISTER AND OTHERS AREN’T COMFORTABLE IF THEY’RE NOT FLIRTING WITH FROST BITE.
AND SOMETIMES THESE PEOPLE ARE A COUPLE AND WANT TO BE ROMANTIC AND BATHE TOGETHER BUT CAN’T STAND THE OTHER’S TEMPERATURE.
SO THEY EITHER COMPROMISE OR THEY GET A TUB THAT LET’S THEM EACH BE COMFORTABLE, AND ALLOWS THEM TO LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE TO BOOT SO THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY TALK AND SHIT.
AND IT HAS OTHER USES. GOT KIDS OF DIFFERENT AGES? NEED THEM BOTH TO BATHE AT THE SAME TIME? PUT THE OLDER ONE IN THE BACK AND LET ‘EM HAVE ALL THE FUN THEY WANT ON THEIR OWN, AND BATHE THE YOUNGER ONE UP FRONT WHERE YOU CAN HELP WASH THEM.
THIS BATH IS FUCKING GENIUS FOR HOUSES WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVING IN IT. AND YOU GET HUNG UP ON A(n admittedly overstereotyped) COLOR CHOICE?!?
Once again genders do not have colours.
Say it with me; Genders Do Not Have Colours.
you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like
the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the affects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.